The rolls Royce

When you’re having sex and the rolls of your fat bounce more than the girl you’re fucking boobs

Yeah I fucked Lara and the rolls Royce took full effect while I was pounding

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Tapioca Mystery

Your face is plunged in Tapioca pudding, and you receive vaginal sex

Me and daughter Shelby had a lot of fun going on a tapioca mystery

Gamer moment

1. A moment where you do something absolutely retarded and it’s funny as hell
2. A idiot at school doing weird shit like watching porn in class.

1. Tyler: Foreskin time

Zach: Bro that’s a gamer moment

2. Aiden: David reed is watching porn

Zach: that’s a gamer moment

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Monkey Gun

A moment where you and your significant other both have a monkey moment during sex.

“Oh yah, we were having sex and she said Ooh Ooh Ah ah, That was a real monkey gun.”