lobbage

Something Gary, the No-Trash Cougar says that you should give.

Remember, like Gary the No-Trash Cougar says, "Give a lobbage, throw out your garbage!"

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smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."