oy maloy

used to show cunfuzzlement or aggravation

"O.k what?
*other person talks*
"OY Maloy!!!!!"

2👍 2👎

Jade Puget

The guitar player and background vocals for AFI.. And the sexiest man alive...

85👍 33👎

rampant rabbit

a fucking cool vibrator type thing that's pretty and has beads . . . ooh, beads . . . damn ann summers for making you be over 18!

i want a rampant rabbit for christmas

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black underwear

A type of lingerie that is really better off sitting on the ground. Usually indicates the wearer's desire for sex.

I want sex tonight, so I shall wear black underwear.

186👍 43👎

kidz bop

the worst fuckin idea in history of forever whatever dumbass thought that up RLY needs to die or be killed

person #1-"Can you beleive that they have made seven volumes of kidz bop? It's awful man!!!"
person #2-"I know but u gotts let go man"

431👍 70👎

spatzel

German noodles, or when you think it's going to be a fart and you end up spraying the inside of your shorts.

I'll have the Jagerschnitzel mit spatzel.

Dude, I think I just made some spatzel in my drawers...

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bohemian rhapsody

the best song ever made

"...hit me where the wind blows..."

70👍 75👎