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A guest on the Maury show, who, after finding out they did not correctly identify the father of their baby, falls to the floor face down.
Maury: Johnathen, you are NOT the father.
Rhonda: NO! *falls to the floor in frusration*
Johnathen: *cheers* YEAH! I'm not the daddy!
Steph at home: Rhonda here is a floor kisser.
4π 2π
A gentler way of saying "what the F***." You say this becase A)you're around little kids B)it just sounds funnier.
Steph: What the junk did I do with my hat?
11π 3π
A cheesy video you have to watch in driver's ed about people that didn't wear their seatbelts. It's so old you can see the camera guy's cigarette smoke floating up!
Steph: Man that "Room to Live" video was cheesy.
Tanya: yeah that video was pretty ridiculous.
Just a nifty word that means "friends since childhood."
You can find it in that book 'Catcher In the Rye,' By JD Salinger.
They were old buddyroos.
39π 3π
The term for that money that floats around in your bag, without a home inside a nice cozy wallet or change purse.
Brooke: *sees the $1 bill in my purse* Steph, you have random money floating around in there.
7π 1π
When your Christmas tree blocks your TV set.
Emma: I'm so happy this year we put the tree in the back corner of the living room. It no longer blocks the box!
1π 4π
Someobody who parks right next to you, or who loves to park in a congested lot for the sake of being closer to the building.
People parkers believe that nobody should ever be lonely, especially in a parking lot. So they park right next to you. They also don't believe in walking the extra distance, so parking next to people in the front of the lot is worth it, even though this presents a hazard.
Steph: *parks her truck in an open lot in Wal Mart* Ahhhh! I am nice and far away. I can just drive away when I am done!
People Parker: *parks right next to her*
Steph: *under her breath* WHY! Out of the whole dang lot....