Pooping Friends Network

When you and some friends poop together at a specific time during the day. You all stink up the bathroom together so you don't have to be ashamed-cause hey, you're all friends there anyway.

Kristin in Art class *checks watch*

Emma in Math class *checks watch*

Steph in English class *checks watch*

Marie in Econmics: *checks watch*

*they congregate in the bathroom and get it done*

Steph: Another sucessful dump-taking, people. yay for the Pooping Friends Network!

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License To Graduate

A phrase that refers to diplomas/certificates/whatever granted to anyone you know who is (or already did) graduating in the year of 2007.

The phrase originates from the James Bond (Agent 007) movie "License to Kill." Given that this is a Bond year, and there are several people graduating from various institutions around the world, they truly have been granted a license to graduate.

Emma: Hey Steph! 2007 is your year to graduate from high school. Congratulations on getting your License to Graduate.

Steph: Why thank you, Emma!!

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Horny Hunter

A silly name given to the deer hunters of rural New York, who are on the lookout for deer "horns" (antlers) and park their trucks right across from your house.

Steph: A horny hunter just parked in the field. They're going buck hunting.

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parking lot shark

Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.

They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.

Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*

Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.

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School Kid

Those little annoying kids who just are out there to make your life difficult by asking obvious questions.

They also utilize the current stupid joke going around school to the point where it isn't funny anymore; a joke that everyone is saying, like that "Blue Punch Buggy!" thing from Lilo and Stitch.

They wear shirts that say things like "I sold my sister for video games!" hurhurhurhur!!11

They get on MySpace at school and think they rock for having a MySpace.

They question what you are looking at on the computer when they are too stupid to understand it themselves (see example)

For example, say you are carrying a project while riding the school bus. A school kid will ask you in a fake "you're stupid" tone, "Why are you carrying that posterboard?" You respond kindly, "it's my history project," when really you wanted to say, "Um, think about this, moron. We're going to school. In school, we do projects. Ooooh, weird," in a sarcastic tone.

Or:

Steph: *watching Para Para dance videos*

David*in a slow condesceding tone*: What are you looking at?

Steph: Dance videos. *turns screen away*

David: Freaky...hurrhurr

Steph: Why don't you mind your own dang business?

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