blocks the box

When your Christmas tree blocks your TV set.

Emma: I'm so happy this year we put the tree in the back corner of the living room. It no longer blocks the box!

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random money

The term for that money that floats around in your bag, without a home inside a nice cozy wallet or change purse.

Brooke: *sees the $1 bill in my purse* Steph, you have random money floating around in there.

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parking lot shark

Those kids who ride around parking lots on their bikes, yelling stuff at cars that pass by or just getting in the way of people driving their cars. Usually prominent on Saturday afternoons, usually about age 13-15.

They ride little tiny bikes that don't fit them, mostly.

Parking Lot Shark: HAY FAT GIRL! Hurrrhurrrhurr. *Laughs with friends*

Steph: Those dang Parking Lot Sharks get more annoying every weekend.

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License To Graduate

A phrase that refers to diplomas/certificates/whatever granted to anyone you know who is (or already did) graduating in the year of 2007.

The phrase originates from the James Bond (Agent 007) movie "License to Kill." Given that this is a Bond year, and there are several people graduating from various institutions around the world, they truly have been granted a license to graduate.

Emma: Hey Steph! 2007 is your year to graduate from high school. Congratulations on getting your License to Graduate.

Steph: Why thank you, Emma!!

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School Kid

Those little annoying kids who just are out there to make your life difficult by asking obvious questions.

They also utilize the current stupid joke going around school to the point where it isn't funny anymore; a joke that everyone is saying, like that "Blue Punch Buggy!" thing from Lilo and Stitch.

They wear shirts that say things like "I sold my sister for video games!" hurhurhurhur!!11

They get on MySpace at school and think they rock for having a MySpace.

They question what you are looking at on the computer when they are too stupid to understand it themselves (see example)

For example, say you are carrying a project while riding the school bus. A school kid will ask you in a fake "you're stupid" tone, "Why are you carrying that posterboard?" You respond kindly, "it's my history project," when really you wanted to say, "Um, think about this, moron. We're going to school. In school, we do projects. Ooooh, weird," in a sarcastic tone.

Or:

Steph: *watching Para Para dance videos*

David*in a slow condesceding tone*: What are you looking at?

Steph: Dance videos. *turns screen away*

David: Freaky...hurrhurr

Steph: Why don't you mind your own dang business?

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