Meadowside Halls

The best student accommodation in Dundee. Everywhere else is the equivalent of sleeping in pig shit compared to this place.

"They stay in Meadowside Halls so they are obviously better people than us, we are wankers"

five slice

Someone who returns to their bedroom to eat a large amount of cake (typically five slices) by themselves while being anti-social.

"Oh, she is a five slice, probably won't see her for a while"