poop attack

When you are overwhelmed with a sudden urge to shit

"I never should have eaten those hot wings at Tilted Kilt. Five minutes later, I was suffering from a severe poop attack and had to make a mad dash for the disgusting public bathroom. It was full-on colon distress.

chief a heater

smoking a cigarette

Yo man, you can't smoke that in here, you gotta go outside if you wanna chief a heater.

foof

noun: A person that lives to sniff someone else's farts
verb: to sniff someone else's farts on purpose

Ew, did you just sniff my fart? You fuckin' foof!

Quepond

How some people pronounce the word "coupon."

"yo, check it, I gotta quepond for Mio, 2 dollars off!"

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