the evil pool monster who resides in the drains during the day and surfaces only at night to feed off of innocent, unsuspecting swimmers.
no one has lived to tell the tale of what he looks like, but its suspected that he has the dorsal fin of a shark, big fangs, sharp claws, and scales.
Don't go swimming alone at night or Chlorifiend will eat you
A hipster so brainwashed he is bordering sheep status and automatically buys into anything PETA says without doing any of his own research.
Tom is a Peta-Puffer, PETA said that dogs aren't meant to be pets so he let his loose in the forest.
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