FUGNB

Acronym for "Fielders Use Gloves, Not Bats" - popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club, UK

Person 1: “Oh, I appear to have bought by bat out to the field”

Person 2: “FUGNB, Bobby, FUGNB”

LOSMS

Acronym for "Leave Off Shit, Mash Strikes" - popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club, UK

LOSMS, Bobby, LOSMS

great nob, hitler

Spoonerism of “Great Hit, Nobler” popularised and solely used by members of Tonbridge Baseball Club

“Great nob, Hitler! Urgh, I mean great hit, Nobler!”

Optimism

Bringing condoms to a family funeral

Person 1: Shit, have you got a condom?
Person 2: We’re going to our Aunt’s funeral?!
Person 1: Yeah, but you know, what if?
Person 2: Fair enough bra. That’s optimism