Gabi

The biggest faggot you could ever meet, stays talking about science and all this crap. She swears she is the smartest girl in the whole world, and also puts her loved ones in a lot of stress. Sex is out of the question she cannot and I mean will not do it with you. sorry bro. Last but no least she cant take a joke if it smacked her pussy lips.

Gabi is so smart! I wish I could be as smart as her!
Me: you mean an auto-correcting fag who talks about science and if you make a joke she will cry and get angry at you? yeah fuck off Janice.

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Kyle

The most annoying person you’ll ever meet. Swears he’s the coolest bitch in town and that he has the best music taste and style. He’s mad stubborn and thinks he’s always fucking right when I’m reality he’s a stupid little cunt. He “surfs” and “dances.” Also he’s afraid of caterpillars and being soft in front of his friends

1.
Friend: “Kyle bro I love indie music Tame Impala is so fucking good”
Kyle: They’re so mainstream UHG YOU KNOW NOTHING AND HAVE HORRIBLE TASTE IN MUSIC

2.
what the FUCK is up KYLE no what did you say WHAT THE FUCK DUDE STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE

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