Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

coproaches

A situation where the local police are swarming like cockroaches.

I couldn't go anywhere, the police were swarming like coproaches.

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Icing the Muffin

Icing the muffin is where you ejaculate on the muffin top of a woman.
Because once you put icing on a muffin it is now a cupcake.

She has a cute little muffin top.
Yes and I am going to put some icing on that muffin. AKA Icing the Muffin