Gypsy Gripper

Much the same as the infamous Dutch rudder only the Gypsy people won’t play with those who are not related. To make it an authentic Gypsy gripper tears must be used as lubricant.

My family are big advocates of the Gypsy gripper.

Stanley Steamer

The fine art of defecating on your loved ones chest, bonus points for creative designs (No pictures required). Once finished you steam clean your lover with a nice golden shower. Congratulations you have performed a successful Stanley steamer, please don’t reproduce.

Matt got three Stanley steamers on the weekend, he’s in heaven.

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