codoner

Pronounced, "code-oner."

A coding boner; it's the "excitement boner," a coder or programmer realizes upon solving a major coding error or challenge. The male equivalent of coding nip-ons or "code-ons."

"Dude, I finally got the JSON file to execute properly. I'm so excited I got a code boner—a codoner!"

screenshnot

Dried nasal mucous (booger) on the screen of a smart phone, typically caused by people using their phones after picking their nose or wiping a runny nose.

He handed me his phone to use but -- yuck! -- it was covered with screenshnot.

LOPs

Awkwardly large, over-Botoxed lips; derived from, "Lips O' Plenty."

Damn, if her LOPs were any bigger, she'd need to fly south for the winter.

screen schvitz

Sweat or make-up residue built-up on the screen of a smart phone.

I couldn't make out the photo on her phone because it was clouded by screen schvitz.