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slime wallet

A particularly romantic alternative name for a vagina.

It is widely known that if you ask a lady to allow you to lovingly gaze upon her slim wallet she will immediately produce vast quantities of pantie putty. Be careful as this has been known to end in marriage due to the overwhelming romanticism of this term.

It has increasingly begun to be adopted gynaecologists due to the frequency of them losing their spare change when performing examinations

Example 1:
Gentleman: I just wanted to take a minute and let you know how much you mean to me. I love spending time with you and am excited to see your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.

Example 2:
Doctor: Excuse me Madame, I must admit I find this rather embarrassing but i appear to have left my lunch money in your slime wallet.
Lady: Marry me you romantic fool.

by MedwayGentleman June 16, 2014