Oz-as

A particularly bogan comment from an Australian.

Bazza: Babe where's me pluggers? *said affectionately whilst pulling stubbies over plumbers crack*

Shazza: That's what i love about you babe you're oz-as!

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Randominity

when some one says something utterly random and kind of stupid but you have a giggle anyway.

Adam,"hey look my excel sum=41!"
Anna,"LOLZ! Oh the Randominity!'

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Ventboard

Expressing ones frustrations through nonsensical keyboard mashing,
preferably through an email to an understanding friend

Adam: Muuurhapdjedhv KILLLLEELSNNVJ DJ!!!!!!!!!!!

Robyn: Ummmm ok.

Adam: Damn tax office, I just needed to Ventboard.

Meekalogical

Totally awesome dude

Meekalogical rox

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Revenge-move

Of the many different options of revenge, the precise choosing of the correct form according to the indiscretion.

Shania: You know Crystal caught Josh cheating last night, don’t you? Well she decided to hack into his email account and email all his work colleagues that he is a cheating scumbag.
Stacey: Nice Revenge-move.

Roch: You know Crystal caught Josh cheating last night, don’t you? Well she decided to cut out the crotch of all his clothes and throw them on the front lawn.
Stacey: Nice Revenge-move.

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Over-swish

When a place / business (eg. bar or salon or clothing store) gets too full of themselves and think they are cooler than they actually are

Mick: Lets go to that little boutique to check out the clothes?
Anna: Ewwww no... look at the ppl in there - they way to Over-swish!!

Beardgut

A hairy beer gut

Hayley: Check out Kyle and Chris furbattle wrestling with confetti stuck to their nipples
Anna: Yeah, Chris has a hot Beardgut
Hayley: Kyle's is hotter!
Anna: Yeah whatever!