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bitchardo

One who engages in acts of bitchardry.

A man sitting on a work-bench jacking his cock.

Jesus this bitchardo has been talking throughout the whole movie.

Look at that homeless guy being a bitchardo in the dog park.

by Meekrab1 May 17, 2011

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


bitchardry

A form of bitchness that involves the acts of camping, spawn camping, noob-tubing, modding, or any other form of exploitation on a multiplayer video game.

Acts of general nagging and complaining that are so excessive, it distracts one from what one is doing.

Quiet, bitchardry is afoot...

by Meekrab1 May 17, 2011

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead

Two male individuals who act as if they are joined together at their schwanzes.

Two guys that throw up on eachother's schwanzes.

Bobby and Eric act like they are Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead at every sporting event they attend.

I'll tell you what dude, Siegfried and Roy are classic Tweedle Dildo & Tweedle Dickhead.

by Meekrab1 May 17, 2011

5πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


twunt

A diesel dike who thinks her dick is bigger than yours.

I hit that fat floppy twunt so hard, her dick repelled the impact and did me ten fold.

by Meekrab1 May 17, 2011

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


dickmop

A person that is completely incompetent, lacks the common knowledge to succeed in daily life, and does not have a microphone on Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

A big mop with a handle shaped like a dick.

A miniature mop, kind of like a barbecue mop, used to swab one's dick.

Holy shit look, look at this dickmop!

by Meekrab1 May 17, 2011

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


cock floppidry

The act of taking one's cock and flopping it onto an individual's forehead.

Guy: Hey baby, I'm the master of cock floppidry.
Girl: Slap that schwanz on my face!

by Meekrab1 June 11, 2011

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


schwanzjob

The act of topping a penis with sauerkraut and mustard, then proceeding to perform the act of fellatio.

Dude I just started dating this German bitch and she gave me a schwanzjob. That shit was intense.

by Meekrab1 May 17, 2011

12πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž