The only adjective capable of displaying the awesome-ness of turtlesquat-ing Jackie Chan.
To remember something you just forgot
Bob: You have the tickets?
Jim: Crap, I just fogot that I had to bring them.
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Origin, Florida, 2004
The act of poking someone in the eye with a Snicker's bar, while afterwards saying "I didn't do it, it was Marryanne"
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When you put a japanese pre-pubescent boy in the elevator, and then...shake..the elevator.
Like a Milkshake but not.
Man, I TurtleSquat-ed Jackie Chan last night. It was ghonafophorific.
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