code

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, B, A, Start

Hurry and put in the code before the menu comes up so we can have infinite lives

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Dolphin Sex

The noise given by a female after being propositioned by a male to put it in her ass sounding very similar to a dolphin.

Bob: <rubs dick on female's asshole as an offer>
Jane: anh-nh

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turdie

The immature brother of the selfie.

Instead of taking a picture of one's self, a turdie is a picture taken of the fresh pile of shit residing in the toilet immediately after taking a steamy dump. For maximum effectiveness, turdies are preferably taken before the wiping stage has been reached.

Where selfies are typically taken by females, turdies are commonly taken by males to show off the sheer mass and beauty of their excrement, while providing substantial evidence that they are, in fact, a real man. Turdies are also typically shared via more private picture-sharing services like Snapchat.

I really hate it when people post selfies online. From now on, I will respond with a turdie to show my disapproval.

Entrance music

A song purposely played when arriving to a location where people will hear what one playing for the purpose of them thinking the person cool and/or has a good system in their vehicle. Volume is usually much louder than normal and windows must be down unless the driver as planned that their passenger will get out before the behicle is turned off.

<listening to Celine Dion>
Alright dude, we're almost there and we need better entrance music than this... hand me that Snoop Dogg cd.
<windows down, volume up>

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qui le fuck

French for "what the fuck?"

"Je pense que je sharted"
"Qui le fuck?"

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Choco Taco

Soaking one's pussy lips in ice water, drying briefly, coating the lips in the chocolate syrup that hardens on ice-cream, and then rubbing them on someones mouth. (also see Wonka Dip)

I like chocolate & vaginas and thought the Choco Taco would be a wonderful way to have both.

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shivrang

when something is so cool it is considered shivrang. There is no clear definition as to what shivrang is but the feeling you get when something is so cool it’s godly. The word shivrang was named after the Indian man in the hit TV show new girl

mia: do you like my outfit
josh: fuck me that outfit is so shivrang