if pokemon were real...

A response to something that is impossible to do or acquire. Can be followed by a thorough explanation to add to the sarcasm. Does not have to do anything with the conversation.

guy 1: If eat a seven pound steak in seven minutes, then the meal will be free!

guy 2: Yeah, and if pokemon were real...

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drug slut

anyone who has basically fucked with every kind of drug

guy 1: Arthur has smoked weed, crack, meth, and even sniffed coke.
guy 2: what a drug slut

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breakfast in bed

Waking up to find your dick/pussy is being feasted on

Last night, I gave my girl a "breakfast in bed"

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pokemon cards

An alternative to smoking... very addictive and pricey.

Kid: I need $3.99 for a pack of pokemon cards.
Mom: I thought I got you to quit.
Kid: That's what you said about Dad's smoking!

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get at

to borrow or have

I walked in the room with my hat on. Urgel asked me, "Lemme get at that hat"

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weekend gangsta

Anyone who is part of a gang and goes to school, but never puts in work or hits up anyone. Uses the fact that he's in a gang to intimidate others, but inside, he's a little pussy.

Guy 1: What the fuck you lookin at?

Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me?

Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!

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KKK

1.a string of racist white shits

KKK members perfer white choclate with vanilla

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