Slenderman

The most beast no faces CreepyPasta there is. Tall as fuck, and with arms and tenticles that can tear you to shreds he is quite a treat. He makes electronic devises go crazy when he is close to them. And the only thing that sucks is that his weakness is 8 pieces of paper

Guy 1: Dude my phone is getting all blurry.
Guy 2: Run nigga run!! Slenderman is here!!!

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Ash Ketchum

A bitchy, annoying, no balls, motherfucker who cries like a little bitch when he releases a Pokémon. He won't catch a single legendary Pokémon.

Guy 1: Dude try this drink!!
Guy 2: Um, no thanks...
Guy 1: Awww don't be an Ash Ketchum

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