Bumpin' browns

The serendipity felt when you and your partner simultaneously rush to the toilet with matching turtle heads, choose to share lid space simultaneously, and coordinate the expulsion of each's turds in such a way that said butt popsicles clash and create a mid-air collision of excrement; a celebratory anal tango or fecal high five

Stacy and I's chocolate starfish schedules are all synched up, so we celebrated by bumpin' browns in her parent's master bathroom this morning.