Pleasex

A word that is both a command and noun. It is a combination of "please" and "sex" that originated from a history teacher's Freudian slip. It has two meanings. One, a command, means "sex please," as in, "I want sex and I want it now." The other, a noun, means sex that is relatively pleasant, although not necessarily outstanding.

"You there! Hot boy in the black shirt! Pleasex!!!"
or
"We had pleasex and then went out for cake. I must say I prefered the cake."

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Toasted Tuesday

Am idea first established by Megg and Steph. Basically the dedication of Tuesdays to getting high.

"It's Toasted Tuesday so I'm gonna go to mystic and smoke a fat joint."

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