Verrucary Girl

Verrucary Girls are Girls who are prone to having HPV which makes their feet a home filled with verucas and warts. This virus can be removed but is very hard and most Girls stay with this veruca(s) for a few years because what the doctor recommendeds often doesn’t work.

Emotional side effects are:
- feeling like no one will love you and if they do, they will be put off by your feet
- having friends and family judge your feet
- don’t want to go swimming at all (especially with those disgusting plastic socks)
- people accusing you of having athletes foot even though it’s a completely different thing.

But don’t worry verrucary Girls because you are perfect and anyone who makes fun of you for something you cannot control can go fuck themselves with a chainsaw :)

Girl: I’m such a verrucary girl :(
Person: Have you tried the Avoca wart pen? I heard it helps :)

Buttereyed

The split second when you and your crush catch each other’s eyes. Or the split second you and your crush’s eyes meet because they caught you staring from the other side of the room.

“History was so boring! But guess what!!! Alex and I looked into each other’s eyes! I was so Buttereyed😍😍”