look a'round

What a person (primarily caucassians) does just before telling a racist joke.

Prior to telling his joke about a nigger and a spic, Angelo did a quick look a'round.

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bloop-bloop

The type of (clean) bowel movement where the excrement are tiny and ball-shaped, resulting in a “bloop-bloop” sound when they break the surface of toilet water. When more of these droppings are released in a continuous and repetitive fashion, the longer the bloop-bloop will be. Some bloop-bloops are known to cause such splashes that will spray toilet water back up the rectum of the depositor. This is known as toilet backdraft.

My doodie made a bloop-bloop and tickled my asshole with cold water.

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eye-tickle

1. A large, solid, and smooth bowel movement that actually, as it exits your rectum, tickles your eye.

2. A large, solid, and smooth bowel movement that actually, as it exits your rectum, tickles your sphincter (also known as brown eye).

I dumped such an enormous and massive eye-tickle that I began smiling and felt the urge for a smoke.

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