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Dirty Gato

When a woman draws her finger across a man's upper lip after sticking it in her yeast infected snatch.

She wanted me to take her to the gynecologist for a yeast infection, but I was too busy playing Gears of War. Next thing I know she fucking did me dirty and "Dirty Gato'ed" me. After I barfed I immediately took her to the doctor.

by Melakesh November 17, 2017


Love Clam

Another name for pussy.

I was licking her love clam when it squirted.

by Melakesh December 5, 2017