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poppin cherries

Having sex with a horny girl on her period.

You be quiet while you be poppincherries

by Melanthex March 29, 2005

30πŸ‘ 224πŸ‘Ž


green day

A band with a bunch of buttfucking fags that sing shitty songs that everyone likes. The cd "American idiot" is embarrasing and a piece of shit. People think they are cool because they are "rebellious","punk", or "democrat" when they are just a boy band bubble gum pop cocksuckers. It has spawned a whole group of kids that say they are democrat to be cool when they dont know anything about politics at all. Lets all face it Green day is just another MTV pop band which needs to rot in hell. The songs are nothing but annoying, repetitive and untalented, and actual dems dont listen to this shit. Everyone who has graduated middle shcool or has pubes should not listen to this band.

Green day fan: Did you by the new Green day cd it is so punk and cool, I hate bush

someone with balls: Green Day can suck my cock

Green day fan: You are so not cool Green day is da bomb XOXO I feel so rebellious!
someone with balls: You are such a dumb stupid fucking fag, you goofy little fingerpainters can jump of a fucking bridge

{puts american idiot in the microwave}

by Melanthex March 31, 2005

28πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Sex (in the butt) In The City

A show about aging sluts that many find entertaining. The storyline is about succesfull middle aged women who love to fuck everything with a cock. With every oppurtunity to settle down and have a family what do they do bang another guy. Somehow the sex on this show is different than regular sex because they do it in the city.

I am incredibly bored so Im going to turn on sex and the city and watch horny old women

by Melanthex March 31, 2005

996πŸ‘ 317πŸ‘Ž


Dr James Dobson

A fundamentalist christain that believes in sheltering and abusing your kids. He believes that even if the parents were neglectful or uncaring that it is the kids fault. He is loved by many incompetent single moms {usually divorced} that put the blame on their kids while they were the ones that did a crappy job. See: nazi religious rightdickhead ignorance

Oh no I dont let my kids watch tv or be exposed the the world. See I used to ignore my kids when I had a stellar career so I didnt have time for them. So the fact that they are failures or disobedient is their fault.

by Melanthex March 29, 2005

26πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


teletubbies

A deeply disturbing show that is made for kids. Homo-erotic in nature, four strange looking creatures that resemble a gorilla/ human baby halfbreed that have antennas on their heads go on everyday adventures. They love each other, sucking on each other, and masturbating with each other in their happy little astro-turf world. This show has probably made by child molesters.

Dipsy: love love Tinkly winkely!
Tinkely winkely: love love Dipsy!

by Melanthex March 31, 2005

398πŸ‘ 205πŸ‘Ž


jeff goldblum

an actor who wathes you poop like in milshakes definition.

if you dont believe me go to www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com

by Melanthex March 29, 2005

42πŸ‘ 152πŸ‘Ž


EU

The German and French device designed to control europe, and everyone who attemps to control europe always fail. The population of EU nations are about to plummet, who will replace them?middle-easterns and eastern europeans and what will happen to western europe then?

The EU is a great idea that is destined to FAIL!

by Melanthex March 29, 2005

141πŸ‘ 342πŸ‘Ž