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To go europe means to vomit. It comes from the sound one makes when tossing their cookies.
If I take another drink ima go europe.
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The most blood soaked continent on earth.
It's history filled with violence and prosecution. (looking at you christians)
Ironic as it may be, it is now a place of peace, free thinking, acceptance and technological advancement.
Meanwhile, in old europe
Steve: Hey let's kill that guy, he's not christian!
Bill: Yea sure, ok.
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The best continent in the world, with the best countries in the world.
EX1: Croatia is a country in Europe.
EX2: Europe is better then America
EX3: If it wasn't for Europeans, the United States of America would not exist today.
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Old Europe, Bold Europe: home of progressive libralism, who brought such concepts as 'fairness', 'socialism', 'left wing', and 'nice' to the world.
Economically weak because the people tend to prefer to enjoy themselves rather than work 65 hours a week just to feed themselves when they cud b doing fun stuff. And because they dont employ kids on slave-labour wage rates.
Strongest peoples of the world - what other continent could be completly destroyed by 1918, be the most powerful in the world again by 1939, and turn a backwards peasant autocracy in2 1 of the world superpowers over 20 years?
Unfortunate fathers of fascism. Also its destroyers.
Give every1 a chance through redistributive effects, causing some neofascist CEOs to move to the US and some others to take their factories to india.
Eastern European birds ARE the best in the world... especially solvakians =)
have high fuel, cigarette, and alcohol prices because the government tries to limit the usage of these BAD substances through high taxes.
oh btw. Budweiser did actually come from Europe origionally... 'Bud Veiser'!! Czech fgs! not that they're proud of it. Kozel is like 10x betta.
South America has evolved upon similar lines, although the social development is at the stage that Europe was reaching in the early 1900s, characterised by class stuggle and rapid shifts to the far left. Hopefully they will succeed where we failed and lead to a democratic worker's republic, kickstarting the global prolatarian revolution.
"I think there's a better way to solve problems than fighting"
"Oh, you're European right?"
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The continent which has more money, technology, and militaristic power than Americans like to think. Think about it, remember Nazi Germany? If -ONE- European country can fight of all of Europe and North America combined for SIX YEARS, imagine what all of Europe can do when unified into one military force?
"OFMGZ USA IS WIN GAINST ALL WORLD COMBINED SUPERPOWEROMG NO CUNTRY IS GOOD AS US WE R HAVE BEST TECHNOLOGIZ,"
"Seeing as how Europe is smarter, richer, has a larger population, has invented the majority of the world's inventions, and has a military just as powerful as North America, no. Oh, and we have more nukes than the entire planet combined."
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Talented but often underrated and ridiculed big-haired 1980's power rock band fronted by blond Swede Joey Tempest who were head and shoulders musically above their counterparts, but were never given a chance to prove themselves.
"I hear Europe are reuniting for a tour this summer. I hope they do"
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The current center of the world-empire, after Rome and Babylon, the presomptuous USA being controlled through european banks since its creation.
The operational center is the City of London.
"Europe sucks, USA rules!"
--- "Yeah right, retard..."
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