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A walrus is a magnificent animal with two large tusks and lots of whiskers. A walrus is big and strong, but also gentle, except for when a seal passes nearby. Walruses usually live on icebergs in packs.
"Look, there's a walrus on the iceberg!"
A crusty old Spanish man. He is very difficult to understand, so you should always listen very carefully when he speaks. He's got bad dandruff, though, so don't go too close. Perhaps ask him about the radishes on his farm.
"I knew an old Al Gunguanis. He was my friend's old man."
Weird group of people that isn't exaclty a cult but is something similar. Make sure to respect them but steer clear of their religious practices. They eat gnocchi regularly.
"He's an Ho Balundici Anni!"
Weird noise made by people whilst they are tying up their shoelaces. If someone says it, wait until they've finished. It's a sign of concentration.
"Dlack, dlack, dkack."
"Okay, I'll finish my sentence later then."
The Character Strengths man is a nice bloke, however he is overly concerned with adapting all of the character strengths and learning dispositions possible. He knows lots of long words, so don't get into a conversation with him if you are planning on doing anything within the next hour. He also wears the same clothes all the time, but don't mention that to him. In short, he is nice but a bit strange.
"Why are you so late?"
"The character strengths man gave me a lecture on optimism."