support group

3 or more badass hoes who band together and do life right. They accomplish stuff, usually quickly. They feed off each other's brainwaves, sometimes utilizing telepathy but usually via text message. They seek intellectual stimulation and will argue anything. They will also drink your booze and steal your men and generally either make you feel amazing or inferior. Or both. But that's ok because they will smile at you and make you feel included before they ditch you.

'Hey man, I think my new girl might have a support group. She just drank a forty of gin and got a promotion and her phone won't stop vibrating.'

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