Predicure

The act of buffing and generally tidying up ones feet prior to a pedicure, due to sheer embarrassment over their state.

Dude, I was so embarrassed by the state of my hoofs, I gave myself a predicure before my appointment

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Betty Floored

The state of being completely bewildered at the degree of alcoholism or drug addiction one is witnessing.

X: Wow, you wouldn't believe the horrific texts and phone calls I've been getting from Robert since he fell off the wagon.

Y: Did you recommend rehab?

X: I didn't even know what to say! I was completely floored. I was Betty Floored.

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