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Emo Minecraft Kid

Self-explanatory. A person that exhibits common emo-like behavior/dressing choices, but blended with Minecraft attire/merchandise.

an emo minecraft kid huh?

what the fuck i need to add this to urban dictionary

by MemeMaster9000 December 20, 2021


ghbbeep

A rather obscure scratcher. Mostly known for, well, not much.

ghbbeep is kinda cool...

by MemeMaster9000 October 4, 2021


School

A government-sanctioned concentration camp that brainwashes parents into thinking it's important.

I don't care if there is a tornado, you're still going to school!

by MemeMaster9000 November 24, 2021


Endless Staircase

The Endless Staircase is a section of the 3rd/2nd floor in the video game Super Mario 64. The section is self explanatory; the game makes it seem as if the stairs are infinite. This effect only wears off if you collect 70 stars, the minimum amount required to reach the final boss.

The game achieves the endless effect by warping the player backwards by a certain amount, keeping in check with the brick texture and pictures of Bowser on the wall.

However, if one wishes to bypass the endless stairs, they must perform what is called a BLJ, short for Backwards Long Jump.

To perform a BLJ:

1. Position Mario facing away from the stairs.
2. Hold Z down while moving forward and press A
3. Immediately move the stick facing toward the stairs and repeatedly press A in a fast manner
4. Keep pressing A until Mario begins to gain tremendous amounts of speed. After that, wait until you are at the top of the staircase.

The reason this works is that Nintendo (the developers of Super Mario 64) forgot to cap Mario's backwards speed.

"The endless staircase is a fucking pain."
-Some 13yo in the 90s

by MemeMaster9000 October 20, 2021


Beavis & Butt-head

A TV show from the early 90's that I think everyone should watch

This stupid-ass mom blamed a house fire on Beavis & Butt-head!

by MemeMaster9000 November 26, 2021

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Bitches

Something a large amount of people don't get.

Woody: "YOU GET NO BITCHES!"

by MemeMaster9000 August 27, 2022


Shitporting

The act of porting a game to a console in the cheapest way possible just for shits and giggles.

"Time to shitport the MSX version of Metal Gear to Wii U!"

"Damn that was easy! I should do more shitporting in the future!"

by MemeMaster9000 September 17, 2022