TWYS

TWYS stands for Think While You Suck (My Dick).

Used when someone needs to reconsider or reflect on a stupid question they've just asked.

"TWYS" is used when you can't be pained to answer the question, so you respond with it to make the asker shut up and use their brain.

Zoey: Why does everyone hate me? D:

Bill: TWYS

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HND

HND stands for Hemorrhaging Neuter Dance.

It is a tribal dance involving the castration of oneself and then dancing about in agony, or glee - depending on which is felt.

The HND is amazingly cost effective, a great way to express yourself, and is certainly entertaining - but can be messy and sadly, can only be done once.

Francis: HND!
Louis: FRANCIS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

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