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The greatest sin of a Liesl is to have not appeared in your life sooner. She is the funniest and boldest, most badass leader of the pack. You don't want to mess with a Liesl, because she will mess you up tenfold. Liesl has the best gut judgment and is right 100% of the time; it checks out because Liesl is the creator of the world, a god if you will. She gives the best hot takes and sings the best da capo arias; she's simultaneously the best actress and most genuine person you'll ever meet. Her beauty is so expansive that words would be an injustice if we try to describe her further. Liesl is the realest person you'll ever meet, and if you want to go on a journey for the long run, she is the greatest buddy for the road.
"Damn I need to find a synonym for God..." "Oh, you mean Liesl?"
When someone accidentally misspells Taylor. May also be a good and reliable friend who occasionally eats your food (no ill intentions of course). A person who is a great listener, but 1 in 4 Tylers ironically cannot hear above 10,000Hz. No conversation with a Tyler will ever make any sense; you never know whether they're being sarcastic or for real. 1 in 4 sentences uttered by a Tyler has a 75% chance of making sense. They can be incredibly on point at times, and at other times, the most disorganized person on the block. All in all, Tylers are very supportive and generous decent humans; they make for entertaining siblings.
I never understand what goes through Tyler's head.
Tyler's the most disorganized organized person I know.
An excuse for the people around you to eat out at a nice restaurant, when all you really want to do is lie on the couch peacefully watching Gilmore Girls. In reality birthdays can be quite stressful and beg the cynical question ---- is this day for you, or for the people around you?
John: I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.
Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.
John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.
Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!