Blue Top

Slang for Burnette's Vodka. One of the cheapest vodkas almost guaranteed to have you completely smashed and also give you the rot-gut. Can be easily distinguised from a distance or poking out the top of a brown bag by its dark blue top.

Me - "What you gettin from the liquor store man."

Him - "Some Blue top."

Me - "Oooo I don't think I'm ready for all that."

Him - "Hell yeah Imma be rurnt tonight!!"

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The TAPOUT Effect

The process by which wearing a Tapout, Redemption, or other MMA fighting shirt instantly makes the wearer hold his body and walk in a way as to look much more buff and a like an experienced fighter.

As soon as I saw him come out of the changing room wearing that TAPOUT shirt, he had his chest poked out, his arms held up higher, and was walking like he was about to knock somebody out. That's what I like to call 'The Tapout Effect'.

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