Fuckening

The fuckening is when everything is going perfect but a little too perfect and then the fuckening hits you like a train. Something bad has happened after you noticed you were having a perfect day.

I was having the perfect day at school, it was too perfect and then the fuckening came and I was Shelves into a locker and tripped by kids.

Jimmy bird

Jimmy bird is an:
idiot
stupid
dumb
Or
retarded

#1: Stop being a jimmy bird.
#2: You fucking jimmy bird.
#3: Look at that jimmy bird kid.