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The "back hander slander panda" is most commonly known as a sex position. Involved is preferably two males and one female, with one male performing oral sex to the female, with the male laying on his back and the female ontop while recieving anal from the second male. The second males ball would then be slapping or 'back handing' the first male on the chin.
(Male 1)Tom: Hey Lachy do you want to back hander slander panda Sophie tonight?
(Male 2)Lachy: Sure tom, I am keen.
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The 'banana bender' is most commonly known as a sex position, the recipient freezes a banana. Once frozen the banana is then shelved whilst sitting on a massage chair to aid with insertion.
Person 1:Tom did you receive a banana bender last night?
Tom:Yeah I shelved the whole thing
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The "Glasgow Special" is essentially a donkey punch, with the variation of using a glass bottle instead of a fist to deliver the blow to the back of the head.
Tom: Will you Glasgow Special me please?
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A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.
Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.
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