Waznism

A mental disorder in which you treat your closest friends terribly because it "disrespects your boundaries."

Person 1: "Stop inviting me over to your house."
Person 2: "You're really mean to me, even though I'm your best friend. You may wanna get checked for Waznism."

Maddy Fry

A girl (typically a ginger with short hair) who is a slayer.

Zoe: "Have you seen Maddy Fry?"
Nate: "Yes, she is a slayer."
Dominic: "I wish we were all Maddy Frys."