Phanciing

The process of making someone turn homosexual though the process of repetitive yassification

Misty has been phanciing on Justin for about 2 weeks now, and he is starting to walk with a purpose. It's working!

Stonch

Being fit, but also very large in size or stature

The person was stonchy, being 6,9 and also muscular

Thever

The desire to commit theft on high levels and uncontrollably

They caught a thever, so they stole the Declaration of Independence