Plapped-a-puss

Best used in the missionary position.
When the male reaches the climax of his orgasm, he withdraws his penis from the woman's vagina and shoots his load all over her vulva. He then slaps the cum covered pussy with his dick, making the semen splatter the surrounding areas.

"Last night I plapped-a-puss fuckin' hardcore, man."

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Dirf Desert

When your thighs rub together making your chode red, dry, and raw.
Extremely uncomfortable, sometimes painful; happens when walking for an especially long time.

He was walking around for so long that his chode was a complete dirf desert.

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Swamp-cooler

(Must be sitting down in order for it to work properly)
After a hard days work or just the usual male doings, when the chode is humid and sweaty, he scoots to the edge of the chair or wherever he's sitting and finds a comfortable position. He then must spread his legs and move them inward and outward (moving knees towards each other), creating a breeze with his thighs. In turn, the air makes the swampy conditions of his grundle cool in temperature.

"My gooch is so sweaty right now...I need to do the swamp-cooler."

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Fah-goink

This is the sound of the the male's Marble bag slapping the water as he jumps into a body of water

I'm surprised that his tiny balls even made a Fah-goink

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The Beanslide

During the 69 position while the male is on top of the female he proceeds to move into an upright position (technically sitting on her face), he then slides his sweaty nut sack across the entire length of the woman's face thus leaving her with the grimy, smelly sweat of his genitals.

"Last week Jimmy gave me the Beanslide and I still can't get the scent to come off...."

Harry Potter eyed

To the point of intoxication where the person's eyes can no longer blink in unison much like Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter in the major motion pictures.

Dude check it. Ralph is offcially Harry Potter Eyed!

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Gnarf

When a person tends to eat his/her food very quickly; inhaling it in a disgustingly sloppy manner. Most of the time chewing very noisily.

"Dude, did you see the way that fatass gnarfed his burger?"

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