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fuck jesus in the face

Expression of extreme exasperation.

Fuck Jesus in the face! If Bruce cock blocks me one more time, I'm going to punch him out

by Merkin March 24, 2005

70πŸ‘ 61πŸ‘Ž


citv

Short for "cock in the vaginia"

Last night with Sarah was fantastic - started out with some citm which lead to some nice citv

by Merkin March 24, 2005

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by Merkin March 5, 2007

22πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


goose hot

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.

Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot

by Merkin March 23, 2005

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


cherry

When something is in near perfect condition mint

Dave's 66 corvette is cherry

by Merkin March 21, 2005

505πŸ‘ 292πŸ‘Ž


cock in the mouth

To have oral intercourse with someone (see citm)

Since you are on the rag, how about a little cock in the mouth?

by Merkin March 24, 2005

17πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


cunt gut

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel.

Whoa. Check out that hideous CG.

by Merkin July 13, 2003

55πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž