Dashboard Confessional

The emo shit band that converts straight men into complete homosexuals. They try to sing about love and compassion but come off as homosexual children that whine about the world's stupidest shit. Guess they can't be the beatles, eh?

Dashboard confessional reminds me about how our culture has degenerated into this load of shit.

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Mae

An emo shit band used as an excuse to wear large black glasses that make you gay anyway. Real human beings would never listen to their shit.

I just listened to Mae and now i bought these cool glasses. Fuck me like the captain of the SS minnow.

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Meat Job

Completely generic human being. Someone who lacks any real character or traits worth possessing. Listens to whatever band was popular that week and doesn't have real conversations. They are inferior to a real person in every social and mental way.

Wow. They should really take these Meat Jobs and chop them into soylent green. Thats the only use for them i can come up with at the moment.

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