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Purposefully go on a 1 minute porno and beat it hardcore and try to cum first go
Holy shit I did a 1 minute jerk race and to win I had to jerk off to the intro
Does winning a jerk race make me better or worse at masturbating?
This man has big dick energy. He let god, his creation, get credit when he created the earth so that people wouldnât crowd around him. He is fabled to have KOâd Jesus Christ in heaven when the lord attacked him for having a 186 K/D against him. The legends say that when medusa stared him down, she turned to stone and that he gave the great Gaia his spare adamantine so Kronos could kill Uranus.
Youâve stepped on Jean-Paulâs land? Youâre gonna end up being auschwitzed bro.
Oh, the Jean-Paul sized condoms are way too big for me.
Damn he tried to go for one of Jean-Paulâs women? Oh better commit japan pilot 1940 before he gets you bro, youâre gonna be sorry.
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My source of joy in this world. Beloved by everyone except those few that are featured in it such as Boomers (if youâre into old memes), simps, feminists, etc.
On Instagram, i like getting my memes from @shitmemes.gif, he has the best account
My cock has spots
I literally put an ad for my Instagram account on urban dictionary, eat my ass Karen
@shitmemes.gifâs cock and ball torture is on point
@shitmemes.gifâs condoms are the size of my gloves!
Oh fuck I stepped on @shitmemes.gifâs land and looked at one of his women, IM FUCKED
