jakie

A scottish word for an alcoholic/drunkard/tink. Can usually be found living in a cardboard box wearing a worn out leather jacket and sporting an unshaven beard. Main characteristic: Strong smell of pish.

'Those jakies downstairs won't shut the fuck up, one of them was lying unconscious at the gate this morning with an empty bottle of white storm.'

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Whizzin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating

'Is someone in the bathroom?'
'Yeah, Gordon's in there whizzin' the jizz'

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WWJD

We Want Jack Daniel's.

There's not much else to say really.
WWJD

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Bo'ness

Hell on earth. A town in Scotland which Mordor from Lord Of The Rings was based on. The town is populated by the scum of the Earth, e.g. Jakies, Junkies, tinks, bums, tramps, crackheads, Emos and people who make/watch Scat. Bo'ness is the reason why Hitler didn't invade Britain. Real name is Borrowstoneness, but the people who live there are illiterate, therefore unable to spell that.

Retard - "Shit man, it's gonna take 3 hours to get to Grangemouth that way, why don't we just go through Bo'ness?"

Sensible guy - *Blows retard's head off*

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Incest

When your family tree is a stump.

90% of Alabama's population excists from incest. The other 10% are immigrants and tourists.

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