Shmuckputz

A smuckputz is a worthless human being that is foolish at the same time, but has an ego ignorant to the fact that they are not valued by others.

So this guy gets hit in the head with a sledgehammer because he was a shmuckputz, wronged someone and didn't know he had it coming. I guess that's more than joshing someone.

Siacudal

The pronunciation of suicidal when you're really drained and halfway insane.

I said siacudal when I really meant to say suicidal but was too tired to say it the correct way.

soda cussing

A cute way to say "so disgusting!".

You need to clean up your room! It's soda cussing!