bogus operandi

faking as a matter of course; the modus operandi of posers and liars

"yeah he said he was going to take out the trash, eventually. That's his bogus operandi"

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grogette

Due to the lack of debate over the usability of the plural form of grogan(grogans), the grogette refers to each single turd layed during the act of droppin' a grogan.

After the night at the all you can eat chinese buffet, I laid 17 grogettes in the outhouse the following morning, to the delight of the local plumber.

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Tommy the tickler

He is a pedophile that babysits children and gets away with it

Girl - "Tommy that's not my bellybutton"

Tommy- "I understand ;)"

Girl- "you're tommy the tickler!"

Tommy- "I KNOW LEL I PLAY CLASH ROYALE TOO"

odometer

The odometer is applied to a grogan or brogan. It measures the strength of the turd by using a nationality ranking system.

After a night eating cheap Mexican food, Larry's turds exploded out of his arse when visiting the throne... Larry dropped a Palestinian that night.

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