drew

unfunny discord moderator with alien fingers

drew is so unfunny and bad

shmiddledogging

putting penis in an eye socket

she was shmiddledogging my face all night after my surgery

Richard Turner

A term used in Northern UK to describe a person that greets other people by obnoxiously screeching “GREETINGS!” at them.

“Greetings”? Who are you, Richard Turner? Innit liiiiike.