delorbing

To pine for delorbe.

Kristen: I'm going away to CT this weekend, therefore I will be delorbing.

pseudo

A person who fills the role of a boyfriend or girlfriend for someone but does not have sex with that person.

Kristen: I brought you chicken soup since you have a cold.
Esther: Thank goodness you did, because my boyfriend is away. You're such a good pseudo.

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