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When you ejaculate into someone's ass and then watch the cum, among other things, leak out.
Amy finally let me get some anal, so I gave her the ole' Boston Cream Pie.
the girl is holding a lit candle in one hand, an old porno mag in the other, while on top of a guy with his dick in her ass. And she is crying. (this represents the American people being fucked in the ass by the government. We can't even afford electricity or real porn. We have to look at nasty old magazines.)
We are so broke we tried the Lady Liberty last night.
Getting a bunch of British chics in a tub of dirty water, preferably after performing a "Boston Cream Pie". Then tea-bagging them with your American balls, one after the other after not showering for a week. All while drinking a Sam Adams and pouring Earl Grey on their little British heads.
Those girls were so drunk last night, they let me throw them a Boston Tea Party!