Garfield

A sexual act involving shoving uncooked lasagna up someone's anus and waiting for it to melt inside, after which a man has anal sex with the one with lasagna in their anus. When the man nuts, the mixture seeps out and is basically a salty lasagna.

Jhon: Hey Dave, I heard you Garfielded Heather last night.

Dave: Yeah, doing the Garfield gets get to come every time.

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