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Tushka Trombone

When a large country girl with extreme flatulence performs oral on a shorter cowboy with small western boots on.

"Hey Austin, did big Lisa just give that runt a Tushka Trombone?"

by Methgator August 24, 2019

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Hunter's Game Butt

The unmistakable aroma similarity between a successful hunter's flatulence and the inside of animals recently cleaned. Known occurrences have included but are not limited to hunters whose farts have temporarily smelled like duck guts, goose breasts, deer end trails, and bear skin.

"Dude, Jordan, open the window before you do that!" - Blake
"Bro, i just cleaned 250 ducks and geese, it's going to smell like the inside of a ......" - Jordan
"SHIT, that smells just like goose guts! So weird! You've got that Hunter's Game Butt. But seriously, unlock my window." - Blake

by Methgator September 30, 2019


Tushka Twerk

When a small cowboy with small western boots squeezes into his 10 year old sons jeans and gyrates his ass to 90's hip hop. Normally the "man" doing the Tushka Twerk is in his mid 40's and has few hobbies in which he excels.

Okie 1 - "Did you see Robert do the Tushka Twerk last night?" Okie 2 - "I did, looked like he would fall over with such a small pair of boots and tight pants on."

by Methgator August 27, 2019


Tushka Tambourine

The skin on skin slapping sound made when a pig farmer attempts to inseminate his drift using his own phallus. The Tushka Tambourine is usually an act reserved for the most depraved and lonely of the small footed pig farming clan.

A rich farmer hires an expert to breed his show pigs. A farmer who likes to party uses the Tushka Tambourine to get his breeding done.

by Methgator August 27, 2019